Stupid Answers - Stupid Questions

A: ...you spin me round baby round right round like a record baby round right round round....

Q: Who let the trolls out?...who? who? who? who?

 

A: anyone who keeps this thread alive

Q: What would Henry Rollins do?

 

A: Walk on stage during a gig in Leeds in 83, flex his muscles and say: I'm a robot, then be belted with pint glasses till he ran off stage.

Q: The meaning of life is......

 

A: There is no overall meaning, you make your own meaning (which could be said that is than meaning therefore invalidating the first part of my answer but I would somehwat disagree =/).

Q: What Would Brian Boitano Do?

 

A: He'd call all the kids in town, and tell them to unite for true

Q: Why is this thread still around?

 

A: beacuse its late and theres not a dam thing to do

Q: do a barrel roll???

 

A: Back flips are so much cooler...

Q: Does Vinona really have a big brown beaver?

 

A: yes, she strokes it all the time

Q: I took three of the strings off my guitar and it sounds better than before, am I cool now?

 

A: Not unless you are wearing the all new and rebellious Sex Pistols fragrance.

Q: If existential nihilists believe nothing has meaning or value, shouldn't they all be killing themselves off?

 

A: Killing themselves would have no meaning
besides life having no purpose doesn't cancel out the will to live

Q: How many nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

A: At least 6 to 10 because a single nazis because a single nazi is too much of a pussy to even change a light bulb...

Q: I just had a Beer + Grenadine + Rum + Blue Curacoo cocktail, is there a cooler cocktail somewhere out there?

 

A: yes, it involves Jager, white wine, bourbon and beer. I think.

Q: What should i do today?

 

A: Listen to more Jimmy Somerville, you can never have enough of his sweet sweet voice..

Q: What is the cool band from yeteryear that has flown under my radar...

 

A: Stark Raving Mad!

Q: Where will the US's next bullshit war be?

 

A: On US soil, we can only hope.

Q: Does anybody want to come over and finish mowing my lawns for me?

 

A: Only if you pay me so then I can feel accomplished that I did it E.I.Y.

Q: Should I continue lurking APN or go to sleep? (assuming someones going to answer this question relatively soon)

2nd Q: How many lawns does Wooly have?

 

A: APN is lurking outside your bedroom window.
2nd A: Lawns are but a bourgeois illusion
"All that is solid melts into air" - Marx & Engels

Q: Would you invest in Sarah Saturday's new pyramid scheme?

 

I admit they are more "Weed patches" than lawns...

A: Investment is just a Bourgeois illusion

Q: Should i go to bed?

 

A: Bed is but a bourgeois illusion

Q: How long till 'A Current Affair' is harassing Sarah Saturday in Majorca?

 

A: A Current Affair is but a.... Nah fuck it.

Q: What beer do punks drink?