Our Glorious Leader, Kim Jong-Il Dead at 69

butcher · 19 december 2011

In a tragedy for all deformed workers, film buffs and the Spartacist League, our glorious leader, Kim Jong-Il, has died.
Whether there will now be two eternal leaders of the international proletariat remains to be seen.

The dear leader is dead, long live the dear leader!

Amebisque · 19 december 2011

i cried 15 minutes after my allotted thirty minute weeping for the great leader because i was so sad

Mike Generic · 19 december 2011

It's no surprise; he's been Il for quite some time now.

SurgeryXdisaster · 19 december 2011

These guys... got jokes

Bentheanarchist · 19 december 2011

My life will never be the same again without Kim.

Mitja · 19 december 2011

this is sarcasm right?
me and my friends are having an party wana join Death To All Dictators (then politics)

Bentheanarchist · 19 december 2011

Joking; you did not get the joke

Bakica · 20 december 2011

Finally. Will there be any difference now ? I'm not really into North Korean politics.

Bakica · 20 december 2011

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSWN6Qj98Iw&feature=g-logo&context=G2b46fb5FOAAAAAAADAA[/video]

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Bentheanarchist · 20 december 2011

You guys are insulting the honorable former Supreme leader of the Juche. How DARE YOU INSULT THE GLORIOUS KIM JONG II! I AM CALLING THE MILITARY POLICE AND YOU WILL BE EXECUTED BY FIRING SQUAD FOR THIS FOR SURE! CRY OR DIE!

butcher · 20 december 2011

life goes on

SOADcore · 20 december 2011

Relevant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJNBfBr-OGU

ungovernable · 21 december 2011

Man, i was just celebrating Stalin's birthday (he's born the same date as Kim Jong Il died) and then i learnt that our glorious leader is dead. Noooooo. Double-deception. I'm still crying.

butcher · 21 december 2011

http://kimjongildroppingthebass.tumblr.com/

butcher · 21 december 2011

Tiger is relieved:

Nobody ↑ :

Kim Jong-Il once carded 38-under par at Pyongyang Golf Course

One of golf’s greatest feats is to shoot one’s age.

So, imagine how spectacular a day Kim Jong-Il had back in 1994. The North Korean dictator, who died on Saturday of heart failure at age 69, scorched the 7,700-yard Pyongyang Golf Course in a stunning 38-under par, 34.

Now, before getting all bent out of shape that such a score is impossible or clearly the product of creative scorekeeping on the part of the “Dear Leader,” it’s important to note that witnesses attest to his great round.

According to reports, Kim, who was 52 at the time, carded no worse than a birdie on any hole at the country’s only golf club. He also had five holes-in-one in the round, which was witnessed by 17 armed bodyguards.

“He is an excellent golfer,” Park Young Man, the club professional, told the International Herald Tribune a couple of months after Kim’s historic round, which was widely-reported in North Korea’s state-controlled media.

Good thing for Tiger Woods and his contemporaries Kim spent his time serving his people because clearly he could have ruled the PGA Tour too.

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Derek Danger · 21 december 2011

I can see Kim on the tour. And chasing more tail than Tiger Woods on a Clinton-sponsored hot air balloon tour of the historic low-countries (of course on the Agincourt leg of the trip!). Where was I? Oh yeah, I bet if Kim had been courting a hipper crowd, he would have even executed a 900 the month before Tony Hawk's historic moment of glory (it would only come out in the state papers the month after, but seventy armed BMXers would be reliable enough witnesses).

butcher · 21 december 2011

Derek Danger skrev:

I can see Kim on the tour. And chasing more tail than Tiger Woods on a Clinton-sponsored hot air balloon tour of the historic low-countries (of course on the Agincourt leg of the trip!). Where was I? Oh yeah, I bet if Kim had been courting a hipper crowd, he would have even executed a 900 the month before Tony Hawk's historic moment of glory (it would only come out in the state papers the month after, but seventy armed BMXers would be reliable enough witnesses).

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yes, cos skateboarding is sufficiently reactionary.

Derek Danger · 21 december 2011

butcher skrev:

Derek Danger skrev:

I can see Kim on the tour. And chasing more tail than Tiger Woods on a Clinton-sponsored hot air balloon tour of the historic low-countries (of course on the Agincourt leg of the trip!). Where was I? Oh yeah, I bet if Kim had been courting a hipper crowd, he would have even executed a 900 the month before Tony Hawk's historic moment of glory (it would only come out in the state papers the month after, but seventy armed BMXers would be reliable enough witnesses).

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yes, cos skateboarding is sufficiently reactionary.

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Well, maybe skateboarding is a little bit absurd. But imagine the little dude thrashing it on a skateboard! Oh, god! All arguments sound logical when you're on your fifth Degrassi of the evening.

punkmar77 · 21 december 2011

@narcho-Skinhooligan · 22 december 2011

Fuck all Tyrants & Despots. I'll drink ta his bones! CHEERS! HAHA!

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