Jokes

[Saering]

Alright, i know we all appreciate a good joke but when is a joke considered to be in bad taste? And where do we draw the line as far as a joke being considered a joke?

[Probe]

for me its when someone says a good joke
then another person comes and tries to add on to that...it just drains the whole thing

[punkmar77]

I for one love a good joke..I think laughing, really laughing is one of the things in life that makes it worth living. However, I really don't appreciate jokes that stereotype a race or nationality, or a gender or sexual preference of people in any shape or form. I'm the guy that will speak up and say something every single time, so some may think I'm a humorless PC jerk at times but I don't give a fuck thats just me and I've been that way all my life...not about to change at this late date. So who has some good jokes?

[Saering]

I for one love a good joke..I think laughing, really laughing is one of the things in life that makes it worth living. However, I really don't appreciate jokes that stereotype a race or nationality, or a gender or sexual preference of people in any shape or form. I'm the guy that will speak up and say something every single time, so some may think I'm a humorless PC jerk at times but I don't give a fuck thats just me and I've been that way all my life...not about to change at this late date. So who has some good jokes?

Ouch stereotype jokes are a touchy subject, although i do admit i find some to be funny, i prefer the ones that make fun of the stereotype not the person.

[Vegetarian Barbarian]

there was already a thread about this, most people here get offended pretty quickly it seems. I never do because its a JOKE, i mean, i know not to say certain ones at certain times or places out of respect but its a JOKE, fuck PC too.

[punkmar77]

there was already a thread about this, most people here get offended pretty quickly it seems. I never do because its a JOKE, i mean, i know not to say certain ones at certain times or places out of respect but its a JOKE, fuck PC too.

Was that a dis in my direction?

[Anxiety69]

why did the cookie go to the doctor?





because he felt crumby.

[disfuck]

jokes are jokes as long as if someone is joking and doesnt really think that way of what they say , thats how i feel , if we cant laugh at oursevles .

[Anxiety69]

where's the best place to hide money from a crusty punk?



under the soap.

[Harrison]

Only on an anarchist forum would the jokes thread be mostly full of critiques of joking.

[disfuck]

where's the best place to hide money from a crusty punk?



under the soap.

ive heard hippy , i think its funnier ,lol

[Anxiety69]

ive heard hippy , i think its funnier ,lol

crusty punnk is more relevant to this site

[QueerPunk]

Q: How does a Canadian Anarchist affinity group sit in meetings?

A: In a circle eh!










(No I am not an American hanging shit on Canadians)

[disfuck]

ive heard hippy , i think its funnier ,lol

crusty punnk is more relevant to this site

i hear ya !!

[Anxiety69]

Q: How does a Canadian Anarchist affinity group sit in meetings?

A: In a circle eh!

and i won't point out that all australians are descendants of criminals

[Ivanovich]

So anyway, the Canadian, American and Australian universities were all engaged in researching the question of why the male sexual organ has a bulge at the end. The Canadians spent $10,000 and decided that it was to help satisfy the female; the Americans spent $200,000 and decided it was to satisfy the male. The Australians spent $3 and said it was to stop your hand slipping off.

[QueerPunk]

So anyway, the Canadian, American and Australian universities were all engaged in researching the question of why the male sexual organ has a bulge at the end. The Canadians spent $10,000 and decided that it was to help satisfy the female; the Americans spent $200,000 and decided it was to satisfy the male. The Australians spent $3 and said it was to stop your hand slipping off.

I have heard that many times but it always makes me laugh stupidly...

[QueerPunk]

Q: How does a Canadian Anarchist affinity group sit in meetings?

A: In a circle eh!

and i won't point out that all australians are descendants of criminals

Oh come on...not all of us...I'm second generation...both sides of my family were war refugees.

[punkmar77]

A husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'Yes, she says, 'I remember it well. 'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake? 'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?' Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.'

[Anxiety69]

from Leisure Suit Larry 3 (but still makes me chuckle):
A man gioes to the doctor and says "my wife has lost all interest in sex" and the doctor says "give her a few of these pills in her drink and she'll be all excited for you". So the husband does and thinks "if these are so great I should take some too." so he does. Around 2am the wife wakes up and hungrily says "I need a MAN!" The husband wakes up and hungrily says "ME TOO!"